| me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes. |
| me: *wakes up on February 5th, 2096. |
Everyone needs John Cena in a tutu on their blog.
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| old people: do you regret your tattoos? |
| me: do you regret destroying the economy and fucking over my entire generation? |
when ur friend is 1 year younger then u
When ur friend is 1 year older than u
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Take me to an art museum and fuck me in the bathroom
when you see ur squad while you out with your parents
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middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is
(via tyleroakley)